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The Perfect Gift Idea

Ah, the holiday season.  With Thanksgiving down, we're right in the thick of it.  There's a certain feeling in the cold, crisp air as classy people who only leave their homes one day a year to interact awkwardly with other humanoids come crawling out of the woodwork.  That feeling of course, is CLASS.  Some people choose to go out and weather the storm of happy, cheerful, not-at-all-stressed shoppers in an effort to buy Dad that classy character tie with the LEDs on it, or to get Mom that egg separator they've always wanted or to get junior Australian Dick Wrestling's Greatest Moments 32 on Blu-Ray.  Others will shop for Christmas presents the way God intended us to purchase presents to celebrate His son's birthday; via the power of teh Intertubes!
You can find just about anything on the Internet.  Classy gifts abound.  One struck me as the ultimate in class. What do you get the person who has everything?  Poop.  Yes, that's right.  Poop. sells chocolate in the shape of a "human-sized" dookie.  It comes in multiple flavors - milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.  Furthermore, you can order your pseudo-poo with nuts or butterscotch chips.  Of course, the truly classy among us would spring for the extra gourmet flavoring.  Each order appears to be shipped in a box with the chocolate turd wrapped in toilet paper and with a bottle of water (?!).  For that added touch of class, you can personalize a message to be printed on a card.  In addition to holidays, birthdays or jokes, the website also claims that the gift of poo is perfect for weddings and apologies.  What better way to let your newlywed wife know that she has correctly chosen the classiest of mates than by surprising her with a box of toilet paper and a butterscotch milk chocolate turd?
Remember kiddies; when it comes to giving, it's the thought AND the gift that counts.  Nobody wants to be gifted something they don't want, and let's face it; only the non-classiest of people will be ungrateful with edible feces in a box.

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