Classy Lee How to be classy and stay classy

30Jun/09Off

Class up a BBQ

When using a grill for some good old fashioned cooking most will do so with care, not to damage the grill or burn the food.  Classy Lee suggests just the opposite.  In fact it is much classier to forcefully throw open the top to the grill and let it crash into the bushes behind it.  This ensures that your meat of choice slides directly into the path of the flame thus allowing for an optimal cooking environment.

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30Jun/09Off

How to class up an IM conversation

While partaking in an Instant Message conversation with a lady it is always important to do so with the utmost class.  Here at Classy Lee, we suggest being up front with your lady friend and let her know your new favorite thing is to receive "tasteful" pictures via text.  This is a great opening to the inevitable statement, "You should send me some pics".  If the answer is "OK", then you are in, but 9 times out of 10 the answer will be "NO".

To class this up a notch, one should offer an alternative solution, such as "Do you have any friends that will text me their pics?"  This is always a great place to start!

30Jun/09Off

How to wake up in public, with class

A "Classy Tip":

It is always important to know if a camera is present before scaring yourself awake.

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30Jun/09Off

Classy Money and Environment Saving Tip!

Summer is officially under way and the gas companies are starting to stick it the consumer once again. Wouldn't it be nice to save/have a couple of extra dollars for gas and feel good while helping save the environment? Here's a "classy" tip that will make a world of difference.

Next time your in the restroom "finishing your business", instead of using an arms length of TP, wipe with one piece, turn it over, and then repeat. Do this as many time as necessary in order to achieve maximum freshness, but while still being conscious of saving money and trees.

30Jun/09Off

Class it up when talking to your G/F

A classy way of getting out of a boring conversation with your girlfriend is by performing a "Power Down"

A "Power Down" is when one loses total control of their eyes and head and instantly falls asleep.

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29Jun/09Off

Class up communication

When in the market for a new computer, one should seriously consider a laptop over a desktop. While it is definitely classy to call your friends from a phone while pooping, nothing says "I really care about you" like an e-mail from the shitter.

Classy Lee says: "...it’s kinda hard to take your desktop with you to the crapper."

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29Jun/09Off

Class up eating at Abe’s

If after a fun drunken night in Ypsilanti you find yourself eating omelets at the ever classy establishment Abe's Coney Island, here's a little classy tip I learned tonight. If a strange man offers you some chili cheese fries the classiest response is: "Thanks, but I already took a shit today, I really don't need to take another."

29Jun/09Off

Class up nature with some nice tea

When hiking for extended periods of time in an excessively humid environment, it is not uncommon to suffer minor discomfort and chaffing due to moisture build up and abrasion. Believe it or not, fair reader but, you can even stay classy in the wilderness despite the lack of flushable water. I recommend the following steps:

1. Find a nearby picnic area with a stream.
2. Remove all clothing from the waist down.
3. Wade into said stream.
4. Lower testicles into cool babbling brook.
5. Raise up and repeat step 4 tea-bag style as necessary.

NOTE: I recommend a particularly busy picnic area so that would-be picnickers and passersby can also benefit from your newly elevated class.

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28Jun/09Off

Class it up with attractive American Eagle cashiers

The rules of checking out a lovely lady are quite simple: 1.) Do not stare. 2.) Look away when she looks back.

This is far too typical and predictable.

Keep it classy by continually staring at said lovely lady before, during, and after getting caught. If she does not think you are a "creeper" after that, then you might be able to end up with her phone number ... or get arrested by mall cops.

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28Jun/09Off

Class up moving

The best way to class up any dreaded move is to leave a used condom under your bed for the lucky lady in your life to find while she is doing her womanly duty, cleaning your apartment.

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